Sunday, February 21, 2010
Man, I'm sick of this Twilight shit. It's completely bastardized the entire concept of a vampire, with them sparkling, and not drinking blood. And stuff. All this romantic crap with vampires is getting on my nerves, what with the terrible movies based off of Twilight and this Vampire Diaries crap.
But don't get me wrong, I do like a good episode of True Blood, as lame as it is. You just can't go wrong with HBO...
Seriously, though, they could have made the vampire in the Twilight movies a bit more attractive. They could pull out that Taylor kid to be the werewolf but where the fuck did they find that kid for Edward. Harry Potter you say? No, I don't remember him being quite that ugly in Harry Potter. That can't be right...
I mean, Edward already lacks a personality. In the books he's like "I'd like to fuck your brains out, but you just smell too damn good. Lol. I just want to eat you up. :3" The LEAST they could do is give him a pretty face. But no, they can't even do that. JEEEEZ.
And that Bella chick is such a hardcore mouth-breather. And she bites her lip every two seconds.
She bites almost as much as her movies! :D